by po_no_ 19 Comments Low_Wall_7828 9 months ago Multiple crimes PeteZaDestroyer 9 months ago Looks like stevie wonder cooked it and michael j fox cut it. TimeSpiralNemesis 9 months ago When you have a small toddler, a big toddler, and a slightly less hungry wife this works great. ronnietea 9 months ago I’m gonna guess that I know which 2 slices goes to who. Unwellhouseplant 9 months ago When are you filing for divorce? Jack-Rabbit-002 9 months ago See this has nothing to do with gender but all to do with who cooked the food and last time argued about the dishes 🙂It’s the I get the extra Spring rolls or Garlic bread for ordering and either walking or standing out in the cold! It’s the rules United_Statement_354 9 months ago Not guilty shellyp63 9 months ago Just wondering what the opinion on thin crust pizza Tykios5 9 months ago Is your husband the kind of guy to say he’s only taking 2 slices, then takes the left and right? dazrage 9 months ago Brown pizza is gross CookingWithRhi 9 months ago Was this premeditated? So he’d never be able to slice pizza again? Dragon_Crisis_Core 9 months ago Is he and X man Fan? KurtDali 9 months ago Burnt ass pizza Shannon0hara 9 months ago So it looks like he has cut this for a family of 4. The largest person gets that big piece, and the smallest person gets that tiny piece. SnooSprouts4944 9 months ago He hacked at it like a blind woodsman. Buri_is_a_Biscuit 9 months ago you still have a pizza though KingRaht 9 months ago Well you said you just wanted a couple of slices TheVonSolo 9 months ago  Sea-Joke7162 9 months ago Not guilty. Bad cut and slight overbake are no crimes. Toppings appear to be “in canon”, crust, sauce, and cheese appear to be present.Nasty lookin pizza, but not a crime.Not Guilty!!!Write A CommentYou must be logged in to post a comment.
TimeSpiralNemesis 9 months ago When you have a small toddler, a big toddler, and a slightly less hungry wife this works great.
Jack-Rabbit-002 9 months ago See this has nothing to do with gender but all to do with who cooked the food and last time argued about the dishes 🙂It’s the I get the extra Spring rolls or Garlic bread for ordering and either walking or standing out in the cold! It’s the rules
Tykios5 9 months ago Is your husband the kind of guy to say he’s only taking 2 slices, then takes the left and right?
Shannon0hara 9 months ago So it looks like he has cut this for a family of 4. The largest person gets that big piece, and the smallest person gets that tiny piece.
Sea-Joke7162 9 months ago Not guilty. Bad cut and slight overbake are no crimes. Toppings appear to be “in canon”, crust, sauce, and cheese appear to be present.Nasty lookin pizza, but not a crime.Not Guilty!!!
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Multiple crimes
Looks like stevie wonder cooked it and michael j fox cut it.
When you have a small toddler, a big toddler, and a slightly less hungry wife this works great.
I’m gonna guess that I know which 2 slices goes to who.
When are you filing for divorce?
See this has nothing to do with gender but all to do with who cooked the food and last time argued about the dishes 🙂
It’s the I get the extra Spring rolls or Garlic bread for ordering and either walking or standing out in the cold! It’s the rules
Not guilty
Just wondering what the opinion on thin crust pizza
Is your husband the kind of guy to say he’s only taking 2 slices, then takes the left and right?
Brown pizza is gross
Was this premeditated? So he’d never be able to slice pizza again?
Is he and X man Fan?
Burnt ass pizza
So it looks like he has cut this for a family of 4. The largest person gets that big piece, and the smallest person gets that tiny piece.
He hacked at it like a blind woodsman.
you still have a pizza though
Well you said you just wanted a couple of slices

Not guilty. Bad cut and slight overbake are no crimes. Toppings appear to be “in canon”, crust, sauce, and cheese appear to be present.
Nasty lookin pizza, but not a crime.
Not Guilty!!!